Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

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The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe

Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom

by Eamo420 March 7, 2011

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When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.

Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"

by TheWilcow November 24, 2011

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1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant

Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..

by Lord Dude May 18, 2010

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During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....

Man, I thought I was gonna blow my load early but I had a phantom and was able to go for an hour!

by TheHOSS May 16, 2013

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