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the perks of being a wallflower

An amazing book about a boy who is a wallflower in high school. It is written in letters when he befriends a gay guy and his sister, who he falls in love with, and all of "Charlies" problems. including drugs, sex, good music and Rocky Horror Picture Show
"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."
by katiekool June 3, 2005
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Perma-Short

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.
"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"
by gRip July 31, 2007
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Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"
by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013
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perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
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Permabaiting

When you try to bait a streamer to permaban you.

Invented by the Age of Empires streamer, Whamenqt.
He is spamming in chat, he is permabaiting again.
by whamjam October 23, 2023
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Perish

A action to diminish, kill, or destroy another.
Peasant: Please help me, i'll do anything!
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
by Pestilence1 May 16, 2018
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perma-stoned

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.
Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.
by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006
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