perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.

A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮

by Braids Chedid that June 16, 2023

Sex Perfume

A strong cologne used by band geeks in the low brass section

Man, I smell bad, can you spray me with some sex perfume?

by debsterliscious January 17, 2009

Afghani Perfume

Farting in someone's face

"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."

by kooskesh January 31, 2008

american perfume

when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.

another version is pissing into a friend's perfume bottle and them using it on themselves.

duuuude! kevin ate so much beans he american perfumed bill who then beat the shit out of him.

by lillolley June 1, 2009

brown perfume

an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!

In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey

by sadie85 October 17, 2008

gay and perfume

archers and lemonade

"are you drinking gay and perfume?'

by sazzyb September 4, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008