Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.

Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...

by senator phogbound January 7, 2012

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

Porno Peek

The act of 'peeking' or sneaking onto to a Porno website in a place you shouldn't e.g At Work or School

1: Hey dude, What are you doing man? We're mean't to do work!
2: Hold on, I'm Porno Peeking.
1: Mind if I watch too?
2: DUDE!

by hnrrr June 2, 2009

the peek-a-boo

When just the tip of your man's petite junk happens to make a brief appearance out of the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the pinky. Antonym: the brain.

Is that guy winking at me? No, but he's totally giving you the peek-a-boo.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011