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Peckerpeeker

Someone who makes up some lame excuse to be in a position to see a guy's package
Matt: What the hell are you doing in here? I'm in a glass-walled shower for fuck's sake!

Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!

Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.
by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010
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pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.
When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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pecker wrecker

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up
by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004
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Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
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packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy
Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!
by asparagus1000 October 16, 2009
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Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker
by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014
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