piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.

1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

P'diddle

missing a front headlight or a white light

That pinto's got a p'diddle.

by dust bunny November 9, 2002

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Padiddle

A game played in a car where as somebody within the car sees another car with only one working headlight. That person then shouts "Padiddle!" and hits the top of the car. Everybody else in the car quickly shouts "Padiddle!" as well and hits the top of the car. The last person to do so must then remove a piece of clothing. The game then continues. The clothing must remain off until the remainder of the car ride and may only be put back on if that person is getting out of the car.
~a pair of shoes generally count as one piece of clothing but that can be decided before the game begins.
~same goes for a pair of socks
~the game lasts longer with more clothes
~jewelry does not count.
~If somebody yells "Padiddle!" and it is not a padiddle, it is called a false padiddle and the person who wrongly called padiddle must take off an article of clothing.
~it may be played where one break light out is called a "Padaddle!" and same rules apply.

p1-"Padiddle!"
p2-"Padiddle!"
p3 and p4-"Padiddle!"
p5-"DAMMIT! There goes my shirt, I'm horrible at this game!"

by vanilla yogurt December 29, 2008

Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter

I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.

by thepiddler September 9, 2011