face painter

A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.

My brother Dave is a true face painter.

by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006

thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

Painter Fact

a phrase or word believed to be factual only by its beholder

guy: i can handle my liquor

me: sounds like a painter fact to me

by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020

Sidewalk Painter

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009

bowl painter

explosive diarrhea that coats the lining of that bowl.

" After that burrito i had a seious bowl painter "

by nartoff August 23, 2003

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

House Painters

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.

Send the house painters to him.

by Yuxne November 30, 2019