PAF

PAF= "Punk Ass Freak"
An immature person (almost always a guy)who does just about anything to piss someone (almost always a girl)off. This could include but is not limited to: ingnoring someone, stringing someone along in a relationship, or just saying something stupid.

What? I can't believe he did that to you, what a PAF!

by E September 12, 2004

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

Paf

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

by nicepear December 3, 2011

PAF

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

PAF

Abbreviation, "Poor As Fuck." Generally reflects a temporary (or more drastic) lack of funds.

Hey buddy, do you want to go out for lunch today?

No, man, I'm PAF. Ask me again on payday.

by colts2009 February 14, 2017