Patanga

an old 1800's texas rancher term for when one over stimulates their aura so much that it ends up causing the etheric oscillations to collapse into an astral vortex, thus sucking all your energy reserves into a negative state of ionic submatter.

Roger stop stimulating your aura or you'll patanga!

Patanga by Jerry Bruckheimen May 29, 2013

pajangles 

n. a way to refer to "dingleberries" that hang off your ass hairs from a dry poop session.

Last night I butt fucked your girlfriend and she had pajangles.

pajangles by bubba sparxxx April 30, 2006

Padankle 

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

Padankle by Malecken July 14, 2009

Patangle 

Getting your penis in a tangle, a tricky situation.
eg. banging someone prohibited, knocking someone up

Tom: I got myself into a patangle
Jeff: Oh god, you knocked up Rebecca
Tom: Yes, her dad's going to shoot me when he finds out

Patangle by Fbombchristchurch August 25, 2011

Padadger 

Padadger- is a random erection (boner) that can happen to males while they go through puberty and can happen at anytime, even at times without any sort of sexual implications. It can be used in situations to replace the words random boner. Using this word can make it easy, nearly non-embarrassing , and can be fun to use for conversations regarding the subject of the random erection.

Origin of Padadger- two soldiers sitting in a shop in Irag we'll say "R" and "Z". "R" and "Z" are talking amongst each other and one of the topics is the random erection. The conversation is changed shortly. "R" begins drawing randomly on a white out board. The result of this drawing was a horribly drawn face of a witch or cowboy. "R" turns his head and looks to "Z" and says "Look at what i drew". "Z" only half paying attention and half talking begins to look confused. "Z" looks at "R" and says "Padadger?" "R" repeats himself and adds on "Padadger thats about as random as a boner." The two individuals put two and two together and thus the word Padadger was born to mean the random boner.

"Man it never fails i always get called on in class to the board when I get a padadger."

"Hey, do you remember that time we went and ate with my family and you got a padadger in front of my grandma?"

Padadger by The Gen. and CSM -CE- January 26, 2010

parangacutirimicuaro 

Spanish tounge twister. Frequently misspelled or mispronounced. Try saying it really fast.

parangacutirimicuaro
pa-ran-ga-cu-ti-ri-mi-cua-ro

parangacutirimicuaro by littoivan March 15, 2008

Patang 

To have sexual intercourse with someone

"That girl is hot, I would Patang that"

Patang by west1 January 9, 2009