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P.A.N.I.C.

No snickers for me I'm a member of P.A.N.I.C., people against nuts in candy.
by Listerdavid November 5, 2013
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P.E.N.I.S.

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"
Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!
by internetfreerider April 27, 2020
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G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
by TS-128 March 10, 2009
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N.I.C.P.

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011
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B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!
James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!
by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020
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P.E.N.I.S.

I showed that girl my P.E.N.I.S. and now since we're close, I showed her my penis.
by ithinkyoudiedman August 15, 2008
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P.e.n.i.s

P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
S-States
Would you like to join P.E.N.I.S?

John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S
by DJ M May 24, 2006
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