D.I.P

Decay In Peace

When you gotta dip and go to bed

Just a shitty joke that was created by a Creative Writing & English Literature student at 7 in the morning

R.I.P = rest in peace
But when you're dead you decay
May as well D.I.P

Person 1: Aight ima D.I.P I'm getting tired
Person 2: Aight goodnight.

by foster'scrackheadIdeasAt7am November 25, 2022

d.i.p

dick in pussy

Jevon and Damien be D.I.P

by bvyruo g February 24, 2023

c.u.p.i.d

Along with hdmi, the second component of a ghetto combo

c.u.p.i.d btw stands for crime, unemployment, poverty, institutions, decay

by Sexydimma September 28, 2024

M.F.F.O.P.I.D

My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

Angie: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?

Brando: M.F.F.O.P.I.D

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

by big blind August 22, 2009

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022