Oxymoron

An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.

"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."

"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."

by Chad Wise September 19, 2012

Oxymoron

a combination of contradictory or incongruous words

AntiFA - is an oxymoron as it uses fascism to fight fascism

by An_Illiterate_Traveler July 5, 2020

oxymoron

a coice street punk band

oxymoron is a combination of oi and punk, hence the name

by steph January 2, 2004

Oxymoron

A moron that is out of breath.

GAH DUURRR I CANT BREATH! *sigh*

by Praetoriani May 14, 2005

Oxymoron

A stupid person with bad skin problems.

Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.

by sunshiyong October 25, 2010

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 7, 2003

oxymoron

Anyone who falls for that late-night TV commercial for the goofy cleaning product, Oxy-Clean.

"Hi, Rufus and I just bought some cleaner sold by a huckster on television!"

by dickster March 13, 2003