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Only good for the spits

The person is only good for performing oral sex
Jimmy: Shawty a treesh she only good for the spits

Tom: Facts
by Leonardo the fifth jr June 28, 2021
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only the brave

only the brave is the 12th track on louis tomlinson’s album “walls”. it is the gayest song out there that doesn’t directly even say anything about being gay. but it’s obviously gay.
what’s your favorite song on walls?”
“only the brave!”
“oh so you’re gay
by gay expert January 31, 2021
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Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
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I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
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OnlyFans

A website where you can upload amateur porn, anything from double penetration all the way over to lewd cosplay and everything in between
"I think all of it is cool" -iDubbbz after his girlfriend opened an OnlyFans account.
by ChickenChad May 2, 2020
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OnlyFans

Guy *speaking* - "$20 a month for this bunch of crap?"
Guy *thinking* - "I want her to sit on my face"
Guy *purchases her OnlyFans*
by MaverickMurphy January 12, 2021
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Only Fans

Porn but not for free honestly why the fuck would you pay for this when porn is free
by Lemon_Baller May 27, 2020
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