outbound coyote

What one calls feces before said feces have been fully excreted. Normally used with an urgent need to defecate.

"Jeremy! Why you booking by so fast?"

"Outbound coyote, man! Gotta make it to the shitter!

by TheBenBen October 10, 2008

outcome

the result or effect of an action or event

Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome

by Tomas penkauskas January 11, 2008

two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Ostrovegan

A person who is otherwise vegan, but is ok with consuming some bivalves (oysters, muscles, clams) under certain conditions.

Jaylen's an ostrovegan, so he'll happily eat oysters.

by Sierra Thoreau December 28, 2017

outbound

to leave, go home, or to just exit

good day of work Jerry, I'm Outbound, I'll see you tomorrow.
Screw this lame party, I'm Outbound.
How the hell did you guys drag me all the way out to violent ass Oakland? I'm outbound

by Steven JM April 21, 2008

double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

Outcounter

An outcounter is when you encounter someone outside of the context in which you know them. The severity of an outcounter can range from a relatively benign run-in with your librarian at the grocery store to more disturbing experiences such as running into your girlfriend's father in the adult video store. Outcounters provoke a sense of the uncanny, a "crashing of worlds", a decentering of perspectives.

Dude 1: Dude, you'll never guess who I had an outcounter with last night at the movies.

Dude 2: Uh oh, ..dude...who?

Dude 1: My boss. I was totally stoned and bumped into him - spilling my popcorn - awkward chit chat ensued. It was extraordinarily obvious that I was high.

Dude 2: Bummer, dude. What an outcounter! So much for that raise.

by Gideous June 28, 2009