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Ottawack

Ottawack is the Capital City of Canada, located in the South Western region of the Province of Ontario.

Ottawack is formally refered to as "Ottawa".
However due to the high concentration of cubicleonians,suburbanites and Ottawa's World Class Wackness of a city, Garmamie has formally and appropirately renamed Ottawa as "OTTAWACK".

A tiny village within a valley of fortified Suburbian Colonies.
This village is so lame, everyone is either a suit wearing cubicleonian or a sub-urban doomdays dwelling suburbanite...we must be in the Valley of Wackness. Yes indeed we must be residing in OTTAWACK Ontario Canada!
by Garmamie April 6, 2006
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ottawa senators

A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres.
did you see krusty get totally pwnt like the noobie ottawa senators on that final play?
by senssuckmmkay June 19, 2006
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ottawa senators

Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.
Once again the leafs beat the Ottawa senators in game seven. Oh well!
by aj_link June 18, 2006
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Ottawa Senators

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.
"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
by OCTranspo November 12, 2008
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Ottawa Senators

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.
The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.
by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006
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Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.
Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original
by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008
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Ottawa

The Capital of Canada. Very boring place.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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