optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

Reverse Ostrich

A sophisticated form of giving oral sex when when the woman is standing on her feet, knees locked with her back facing your head and arms behind her back. Much like an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground (for whatever reason they do that), the woman bends forward at her waist and performs oral sex on the man who is laying on his back.

The woman won my heart when she, without announcement, performed the reverse ostrich on me. I knew at that moment the relationship would last at least two more weeks.

by The Little Boy Who Could February 2, 2013

optic nadeshot

Nadeshot is a Pro Call of Duty player and currently the captain of the Optic Gaming Pro Team. Lives in the optic house. His real name is Matt Haag and lives in Chicago.

Optic fanboy: OMFG OPTIC NADESHOT IS IN OUR LOBBY OMG PLEASE CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ON XBL
Nadeshot: yo dude lets just focus on winning

by TacoVerse May 23, 2014

Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.

by THE XENO KING July 9, 2021

Optics Cuck

Someone who believes there's still a political solution and doesn't want to appear too extreme to the public

Richard Spencer is a total Optics Cuck

by Saber_Addict February 10, 2020

Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

optics

What something will look like to the outside world; the perception a public relations person would have on something. First seen (at least by me) in article by Equity Private on finance blog dealbreaker

CEO of Bank: We definitely should have all of our best mortgage brokers to Vegas for the week just like we've done for the last ten years.

PR Flack - yes, but consider the optics.

by Chebyshev February 7, 2009