osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

Opteron

A 64-bit processor created by Advanced Micro Devices (AMD). It is capable of handling 32-bit applications with no compromise in performance.

The AMD(R) Operton(TM) is the latest edition to the growing family of processors from Advanced Micro Devices.

by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003

ostensible

appearing as such but not necessarily so

the second horse was the ostensible winner

pouser

by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

ostensibly

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption

The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.

by Jimmer September 3, 2004

ostermeyer

german word for a player. a guy who gets all girls. straight gangsta.

That ostermeyer gets all of the ladies.

by muhhamed September 30, 2006

Oostercard

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.

One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!

by Hammermeister July 31, 2011

Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").

Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"

by Hammermeister July 25, 2011