two-dimensional organism

A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.

A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

knowledge organiser

Something your teacher or principle will force you to do instead of homework but it is wayyyy worse than homework and the only way you can escape this stuff is by writing down all the information and filling up one page

Person A: damn dude I forgot to do my Knowledge Organiser
Person B: Listen bro DO NOT panic just tell Mrs you forgot your book at home
Teacher: ALRIGHT KIDS HAND IN YOUR KO'S
Person A: Mrs..I...I..I forgot my knowledge organiser at home
Teacher: This means detention Mr (Person A's second name)
Person B: ohh shit

by FortnoteBotHere February 11, 2020

Biological organism

Beyond human, we are the biological organism. The lowest level of categorization.

Iam "Beyond human, we are the biological organism. As humans require an ecology to survive, we are inextricably linked with the other biological organisms. Invisibly chained to a rock by need for sustenance and gravity. A rock that is (literally) surrounded by eternity. The only one around for as far as the eye can see..."

Hym "............ And?"

Iam "..... I don't know. That's all I had."

Hym "Why start things if you don't have an ending? You're going to make it seem like I associate with idiots!"

Iam "I have an ending but I don't know how to them together. I kind of start at both ends and work my way to the middle...... And I'm not an idiot!"

Hym "Jesus Christ... Alright. Get out. Go. I'm you're taking too long and I have one."

Iam "But it's my t... *Sigh* whatever. Fine..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Organised

To get, or be drunk. Slang of possible Victorian origin.

Ah man, tonight we have to get totally organised, serious.

Last night I got so organised I tried to bake a cake when I got home, it didn't go well.

by Wally Norman January 21, 2009

organismalism

the hindering thought that everyone around us is in fact brett ryba, because of our molecular makeup we onle see brett ryba as a different party but in fact brett is us and we are brett

the brett ran into the wall, thus becoming a organismalismistic feature of the building. thusly in sense brett ryba has spread his gene into the wall making the wall him and him the wall

by eric neumann November 1, 2004