the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009

Orangutan Titties

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds

"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."

by TonyT.Tiger January 4, 2010

orangutan hang

Taking a dump in a public toilet by hanging from the walls of the stall in order to avoid sitting on the seat.

1: I need to take a shit but I don't want to go in that nasty bathroom.
2: Orangutan hang bro!

by senosian November 18, 2009

orangutan tail fuck

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.

Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

by kinky horse balls December 16, 2021

orangutitties

titties that sag down like an old orangutan's.

man, this chick last night had the worst orangutitties. they were down to her knees.

by nicky vegas December 15, 2008

Orangutan titties

a bitch with some really saggy tits

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!

by Toby September 22, 2004

orangutan nipples

large sausage shaped nipples with hair around them

African tribal women have orangutan nipples.

by TML137 January 27, 2008