OpposingFork's Urbans

OpposingFork's Urbans are a collection of funny, full of forky lore and fun readable by any ages stories that are interactive and educational, a must read for all ages from 3 year olds to stinky 94 year olds who smell of potatoes, they have a meaning in them that must be learnt by everyone, they teach life lessons and make the world a better place, they tell opposingfork's story, his unusual bizzare and plentyfull of events story.
OpposingFork's Urbans a collection of nobel prize winning urbans
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OpposingFork's Snund Admin Cat Nerd Profile is an admin in forks server he bailed out dako out of banland many times, very respectful admin and funny, he is bri'ish and says wa'er, hes black, fork hates him for that ): So sad but he doesnt back down or give up!
OpposingFork's Snund Admin Cat Nerd Profile is an admin in forks server he bailed out dako
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OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is gonna make you question your reality because its very complicated. So now you may have always questioned why is the forkbot avatar sad in the forkbot testing server, now bare with me because its gonna be a wild ride, so forkbot is known to be updated very not often, so what if forkbot is dissapointed and sad because fork doesnt add dakos ideeas because hes lazy and forkbot knows hes not gonna get updated, so thats why forkbot's avatar is sad in the forkbot testing discord server profile, but thats just a theory, a forkbot theory!
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
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OpposingFork once was travelling to find blue tomatoes for his secret bad sandwich recipe, they are very rare to find but opposingfork is very good at finding them, but this time the sky was an unusual color, it was blue dark. Usually the sky is blue because blue tomatoes get made from tomatoes and blue purple juice. This time when fork tried extracting blue purple juice, he accidentally extracted scary juice and made scary tomatoes. They are the opposite of blue tomatoes and if replaced with scary tomatoes in the bad sandwich recipe, they make OpposingSpoon's Good Sandwich! Opposingfork almost died that day. Thats why he wasnt online on 25th October 2023. This was a very scary day.
OpposingFork Scary Juice Incident, oh no opposingspoon almost killed opposingfork, this day was very worst!
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OpposingFork's Food

When fork wakes up he eats bad sandwich, he eats very expensive food compared to his classmates who eat sand, he likes chicken and watermelon, because once he made a photo of a watermelon and his mom feet. So OpposingFork's Food is bad sandiwch, chicken and watermlon, he hates black people so dont think hes black, he is very white.
OpposingFork's Food is bad sandwich
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OpposingFork's Little Brother is a basement gremlin, more commonly known as fork's lil bro. He is a weed dealer in forks neighbourhood, makes 5k$ a week and is plenty rich, buys fork only the finest of bad sandwiches. He gets his weed from OpposingFork's Big Brother, who grows weed in his backyard and cooks 99.9999% pure meth for syrian children, he may be heisenberg but who knows.
OpposingFork's Little Brother is slick jimmy skibid toilet watcher, yea hes a sigma, yeah hes so skibidi, hes so fanum taxxxx, he just wants to be your sigmaaaa, stick out your gyatt for forks lil bro!
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OpposingFork's Testicles

OpposingFork's Testicles are smushy soft and tasty tescticles, such a delicacy served only in the highest of restaurants in japan, china and india, only in 7 star hotels. These testicles will make your mouth water, for sure! They are high quality at only 199.99$ for one testicle or you could buy the two testicle main dish for only 399.99$. Now for the preparation method, to show how high quality the testicles are taken care of and served with love to our costumers.

First the workers beat OpposingFork's Meat with care and love to freshen up and make the testicles very tender and juicy, they are slapped with himalayan oil and diverse meat beating methods created by wise old samurais in the times of war. Then the testicles are cut off and then washed with ice and bathed in mount fuji water. There is no reason to not try this delicacy!
OpposingFork's Testicles are very tasty!
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