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The Skib

The act of entering a kindergarten classroom with your erect penis already out, and then proceeding to touch the kindergarteners with your erected penis. Because of the limited vocabulary that the kindergarteners have (because they’re young), they don’t know what to say, so they just repeat the phrase “Skib! Skib!”.
When using it in a sentence, you can not say “I did The Skib”, you have to say that you PERFORMED The Skib.
Yo bro, I just performed The Skib in a kindergarten classroom earlier today.
by The Blue Blumpkin May 30, 2024
mugGet the The Skibmug.

skib tuah

When a skibidi toilet is giving you a blowjob and vomits in the process, hence adding lubricant
He gave me that skib tuah! Jork on that think!
by cornplas August 17, 2024
mugGet the skib tuahmug.

skib

a secret code name for a vape if you have strict parents
Did you forget the skib? pass me the skib? can you please get the skib?
by anonymous May 24, 2025
mugGet the skibmug.

skib

a derivation of skibidi, a word synonymous with ejaculation
Yoooo bro Violet Myers made me skib in my pants today/ don't make me skib in you!
by skibmaster March 10, 2024
mugGet the skibmug.

Han Skib

My 80 year old bae from China and died from a stroke during the Vietnam war November 1, 1955
we miss him dearly 🥰. bless youre dear hearts, In Jesus we trust amen 😝 ayyyyyyyy
by Han skib December 4, 2024
mugGet the Han Skibmug.

Skib

Something cool or exciting. Originally said to make fun of skibidi toilet kids before people started adopting it into their vernacular.
Ryan Reynolds is such a skib actor. He plays all the coolest roles!
by SkibBuggy August 14, 2024
mugGet the Skibmug.

Skib

Skib is a term used when someone seems skibidi but you don’t know them
That guy over there is so backward looking he is kinda skib
by CrackedAlor June 21, 2024
mugGet the Skibmug.

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