A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
by Sigoejner September 28, 2006
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Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.
The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.
The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.
Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"
Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"
Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"
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Get the Suck my cock on blackpool rock mug.1) An exclamatory term used to express the feeling one experiences after having fully satisfying sexual intercourse.
2) Expression used when someone has sex with a particular partner who is so fucking awesome that they keep wanting more.
3) A substitute form of the expression "Rock On" used regarding sex.
2) Expression used when someone has sex with a particular partner who is so fucking awesome that they keep wanting more.
3) A substitute form of the expression "Rock On" used regarding sex.
Omg, Ronny and I had sex last night and the only words I was left with to say to Ronny was, "Cock On! You crazy ass son-of-a-bitch."
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