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Omnippletent

Knowing where all nipples are at all times.
It is said that Svend is omnippletent! He just reached out and pinched my left nipple without evening looking.
by Pipesmokerltd September 3, 2019
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Omnidiot

Stupid in every conceivable way.
Although trump believes he is a genius , he is more likely to be remembered as “King of the Omnidiots.”
by Nanxi M December 2, 2020
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omnidiot

Stupid in every conceivable way.
The occupant of the White House claims to be a genius, but he could easily win the title “King of the Omnidiots based on his total lack of knowledge on any subject.
by Nanxi M December 3, 2020
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Omnippletant

Knowing where all nipples are at all times.
Roberto is omnippletant, that's how he was able to track Samuel down.
by Pipesmokerltd January 14, 2022
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Omnipotent

Properly willful/willing and able,even up to an Appropriated degree.
Many times you anguish to the detriment of you moral responsibilities, try being omnipotent
by Alex.Roundabout March 24, 2022
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Omnipotencen

A hot guy who is likeable by many men and women. he is very hot. He is a rapper from NY. He is also a twitch streamer.
Omnipotencen is a hot ass guy.
by EonSwift November 4, 2022
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