oldie locks

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

by Jinoo December 17, 2008

Oldie Oldson

Derogatory term for an elderly man.

Whats up there Oldie Oldson? How's the colostomy bag these days?

by MrBungle1975 September 22, 2005

Oldie Locks

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

by jinoo December 17, 2008

May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day

I do to much shit for these children so we oldest siblings get a holiday too. Shout out to that one tweet for the idea.

Youngest sibling- "Fuck you."
Oldest Sibling- "that's rude, judging its May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day"

by yourbasicbadbitch May 14, 2020

oldest privilege

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

by Coastiewife May 7, 2017

oldie

A pet name for a person who is approx. 10 years older then the girl/guy they are dating. Usually given to a male in his 30's who wears jorts!

My oldie is living in the Petrified forest!

by J to the A-fizzle August 30, 2007

golden oldie

getting a blow job from someone who is over the age of 65

man your grandma gives great golden oldies brah

by OSAMA!!!!!!! October 23, 2011