Oil Change

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.

I ate chicken wings knowing they would force an oil change.

by Rev Benn September 4, 2025

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

The Renny G Oil Change

When performing The Renny G Oil Change, you get on your knees and suck another guy off until he finishes in your mouth. Then, you spit his cum on your Renny Dick and proceed to fuck the shit out of a girl. Then you wait and see who got her pregnant.

Bro, last night I did The Renny G Oil Change with Fannypack Boy and Jellypickle!

by UhhDexter November 14, 2017

Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.

that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.

by sgtinf December 28, 2011

Arabian Oil Change

the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.

Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.

by StormCloud1 April 16, 2010

Russian Oil Change

When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.

That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.

by Bgireland February 25, 2012

puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.

ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.

by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017