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The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever
Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.
by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007
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oprah winfrey

Talks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right?
Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman!
Miss Kidman, how is your 401K?
OOOOO, AHH, money in my pants!
by Kris Benson March 29, 2005
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OprahN

The creator and leader of Goons, he owns and watches over every member making sure they are safe. OprahN second nicest person in Goons next to Lord Memento. Strongest black man in Goons and user of Pokemon voodoo hacks.
Jesse: "Guys you don't want to upset the tyrant OprahN..."
Jayab: "Hey guys where is OprahN today?"
Jamil: "OprahN got me acting up!"
by tomabbpi March 11, 2021
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Vanilla Oprah

Vanilla Oprah was on Oprah today!!!!! OMG, I expected a star to form in the east
by Joe Kush December 17, 2006
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Oprah Jeans

Very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. These jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.
Oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous Oprah Jeans. Don't we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?
by Gary Vitalis October 19, 2009
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Oprahcalypse

the end of the Oprah Winfry show.
when oprah ends there will be an Oprahcalypse
by CoolTurtleLover January 16, 2011
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Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama
I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah
by Joe Friday July 20, 2005
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