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No offense

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.
Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
by Wavell September 29, 2008
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no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded
by biathczsssww February 14, 2012
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offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
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offense

What your local sports team sucks at.
Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.
by alcifer December 10, 2019
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No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017
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Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
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triangle offense

a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 12, 2008
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