An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020
Get the Offline Meetingmug. Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
by Robocoppa January 17, 2006
Get the offline internetmug. A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
Get the Chronically Offlinemug. Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.
by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010
Get the Offline Spammermug. by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022
Get the Going Offlinemug. Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
by Bunny83 August 21, 2021
Get the Offline boyfriendmug. Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022
Get the chronically offlinemug.