pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

pull one off

Having a wank

Alright lads, I'm just going to pull one off

by Lad10 November 3, 2013

go off on one

To be provoked by someone/something to such a point that a verbal reaction becomes inevitable.

Why's that kid shitting on Tom's car? Tom's gonna go off on one in a minute.

by Manson April 27, 2005

tie one off

To drink to the point of extreme intoxication. Synonymous with tie one on.

Eric: I think I'm going to tie one off tonight.

by littlebadger June 19, 2009

knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off

Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.

by Frank Lard June 6, 2007

tear one off

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

by freddy ferno October 21, 2007

one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006