Offence Plea

To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.

Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.

by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...

by Skryko December 9, 2019

Deckable Offence

Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.

We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.

It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.

Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights

Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!

by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024