Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

Obie Talk

A forum targeted at students from the microscopic planet of Oberlin College. Topics posted in this forum are about (but are not limited to): hipsters, best butts, potential gays, sexual experiences, Coop De Jour, bros, politics, pretentious connies, Matt Alden, The Redhead and Blonde, veganism, secret love affairs, poop, obsessions, fetishes, etc.

Ah, shit dude, check Obie Talk, I just posted another thread about Coop De Jour; third one this week!

by Obietalker December 14, 2009

captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

obviousphere

(Noun) The realm of the obvious.

Adj:obviouspherical.

Me: The Queen of Soul needs to shed a few pounds!

You: Wow, tell me something that's not in the obviousphere.

by shesheandsugarbear March 14, 2009

Ovie'd

When a tall, dark and handsome guy steals your girl even though it's fair game, but it's not ovie yet

"It's like watching a horror movie. I've been Ovie'd."

by clega July 17, 2019

Ovie

Ovie is a traditional Nigerian name, meaning ‘king’.

“Hey I’m Ovie, what you saying!”

by consumechickennuggsnotdrugs February 22, 2021

Mr fuckin obvious

A person that states the obvious. It is socially unacceptable and you should fuckin stop.

Ian was being a mr fuckin obvious

by youfucjingsuck March 19, 2019