DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

obsession

A word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated

the gym has become john's obsession, or am i just lazy?.

by Yano Blamo September 21, 2006

Obsession

In 'love' terms, Obsession is when you are trying to control someone that you think you are in love with. You get them or try to get them, to do what you want them to do. If you break up with them you get all angry and want to destroy their lives and hurt them (inside). This is true obsession.

Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.

A guy gets finished by a girl and gets all his friends to send hate mail to her friends and her.

by Ollie Double-U July 11, 2005

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011

Short Term Band Obsession

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.

person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010

dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.

Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.

by Dresser painter September 29, 2018

Obsession

something that you can't stop doing because you are officially addicted with it.

Geeks are obsessed with video games.
Potheads are obsessed with drugs/needles.
Athletes are obsessed with sports.
etc.,etc.

by that guy August 4, 2003