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by kendguy August 15, 2023
Get the obligatory sex definition mug.A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.
Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.
Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.
by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010
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After taking a filthy poop, wiping your butt and accidently getting some poop on the hand. Then, taking your hand and smelling it because you feel obligated to. You know it is going to smell like sh!t but you just are obligated.
by the padawan December 15, 2008
Get the Obligation mug.the unspoken obligation a woman has to her man to provide oral. This act is in reciprocation for exceptional behavior, surprisingly pleasant acts of kindness, or prolonged period without the experience of a blow job.
Girl: I love the flowers! They are my favorite!
Boy: Now it's time for you to fulfill your blowj-obligation! (begins to unzip jeans)
Boy: Now it's time for you to fulfill your blowj-obligation! (begins to unzip jeans)
by Elkamine May 6, 2011
Get the blowj-obligation mug.1. The compulsions brought on by our sensitivity to one another; Doing what we know to be right, regardless of how difficult it may be.
2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.
2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.
1. We have a moral obligation to help the victims of natural disasters.
2. The president has a moral obligation to spread his religion.
2. The president has a moral obligation to spread his religion.
by Somebody Else February 22, 2005
Get the moral obligations mug.when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.
"Sorry Julie, I woud love to go out with you Friday night but the ex keeps calling and wanting to hang out with me, I have an oblidate."
"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."
"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."
by Bianca October 18, 2006
Get the oblidate mug.A situation in which, through no fault of the follow (typically male), one has found themselves walking behind another (typically female), with the follwed oblivious to the follower.
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.
Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's
1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times
Don'ts
1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.
Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's
1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times
Don'ts
1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender
by fatguylittlecoat November 14, 2009
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