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Oklahoma Jet Ski

Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails
I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.
by @jesster00420 April 12, 2021
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Oklahoma Pink Sock

When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
by OKIE7 August 11, 2008
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obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose
by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005
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A Leg in Oklahoma City

A term for an unsolved mystery, also known as "Leg in OKC" or "A Leg in OKC." Relates to the real-life P-71 mystery from the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in which one human left leg was never identified:

An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
"Hey, did you hear about the Malaysia airplane thing?"

"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
by Jack Hoover October 16, 2019
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Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...
Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.
by pinksock69er September 30, 2011
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Oklahomo

"I'm beginning to wonder if Zeek is an Oklahomo"
by hughmonger October 29, 2003
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Oklahoma Hay Bale

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow
Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale
by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019
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