obfusticate

A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle

Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?

by Papa Log December 3, 2010

obtuse

usually when and angle is more than 90 degrees but less than 180. Or can be used to call someone fat for example George.

person 1: George is obtuse
person 2: yeah I know right a lot like that angle there! lolololol

by Jimmy Savile1234 June 23, 2021

obfuscation

A dance move created by North Carolina band Between the Buried and Me. This involves closing one eye, and stepping to the side.

By the end of Mirrors, I was already ready to do the obfuscation.

by byzorko October 21, 2010

Obtuse Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.

I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.

by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

Obuse

Abuse in the form of being squished by a fat guy.

You are being charged with an offence of first-degree obuse, by sitting your 250 pound body on a woman.

by beryl-was-here March 23, 2010

Obitsu

Obitsu is, in reality, a type of ball-jointed doll (BJD) by the company Parabox. They are usually sold as individual parts. These parts can be used to make a doll, or, more commonly, are used to replace doll parts on existing collector dolls (either as customization or for repair).

In a more slang sense, the word is often used as a verb. To "obitsu" a doll is to replace one or more of the body parts of an existing company-made doll with Obitsu items.

"I don't like the joints on my new BJD doll, so I'm gonna obitsu it."

by StarryMountain December 17, 2011

obtusenness

The Quality of Being Obtuse

I am Amazed, though not Amused, by Your Obtusenness.

by Roger Zero November 20, 2009