Obamism

1.One who gives a speech with no meaning.
2.The ability to generate heat with no light.

Left wing voter: Wow! That was some speech; I almost wet my pants half way through it.
Right wing voter: What speech? That was the worst case of Obamism I've heard this year. All I heard was 40 minutes of buzzing in my ears.
Left wing voter: F*** you!
Right wing voter: F*** you back!

by H3adcas3 May 26, 2008

Obamalie

Occurs anytime Obama opens his mouth or his lips move. A falsehood believed by the legions of Obamatards, yet is easily disproven through facts.

Obama told me I was getting a big, fat Obamacheck, but it turned out to be another Obamalie as I'm only getting $13.

by Keep The Change February 25, 2009

Obamanism

An alternate universe, where failure is rewarded, and success requires an apology.

The United States of America has been hijacked against the will of the majority, from free market capitalism to the wealth redistribution system of Obamanism.

by Nevadastu March 26, 2010

Obamagasm

The spontaneous glorified body function when near Presidential Candidate Obama

I went to see Barack Obama last night at the convention center and had an obamagasm!

by GizmosStuff February 23, 2008

obamaism

The act of making simple promises and then later not following through with them.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a dollar? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure thing!

(Tomorrow)

Guy 2: Hey where's my dollar?
Guy 1: Oh, about that-
Guy 2: Stop right there. I don't want any of this obamaism. I want my dollar back.

by Banhfun January 10, 2014

Obamasist

Someone living in denial that won't acknowledge the new President isn't living up to his Campaign promises. Usually they had such high hopes during the election, they refuse to acknowledge the above and under no circumstance will criticize the President. This may be a psychological need to feel better about having voted for him. Usually an Obamasist is a white person that voted for the candidate based on his skincolor to pacify their white guilt conscience, or someone living off the welfare system whose only interest in politics is "My guy got in." An Obamasistic person will remain ever optimistic about Obama through any hardship Americans will endure under his presidency, even if his policies may effect them directly. Any pain experienced under this administration will always be someone elses fault in an Obamasist's mind.

Betty hated the Iraq War, but now that Obama is in office, she's all gun-ho about sending more troops into afghanistan! What an Obamasist!

When I said Obama was a black George Bush, Shaquina punched me in my face. She must be another Obamasist

by Marcy May November 10, 2009

obamagasm

a sense of euphoria from the result of Barrack Obama winning the election of 2009. A person undergoing an obamagasm cannot shut up about how great Obama is.

This feeling can be temporary like an orgasm.

Robynn T. was still having an Obamagasm at the panel discussion two weeks after the election.

by Crazy Six Tom March 21, 2009