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obamacare

1. n. A term invented by impoverished, dumb-ass neocons to apply negative connotation to the bi-partisan, congressional health care plan.

2. n. A term created to align this struggling bill--being impeded by billion-dollar insurance industries and represented by "the people" organized by Fox News in a "grassroots" movement--with President Barack Obama.

3. n. A term used by dumb shits who watch Glenn Beck and oppose government-run healthcare and are more likely to follow a 7th-Day Adventist ideology over SOCIALISM!!!!!!1!1!1 Hurrr Durrrr
Glenn: I don't want nunna that OBAMACARE! Keep the government away from my doctors and away from my guns!

Dale: But Glenn, the government's not taking your guns, and most doctors approve of the Congressional Health Care Reform plan.

Glenn: What are you, a retard!? Obama wants death panels and socialism!

Dale: Glenn, you idiot, do you even know what socialism is?

Glenn: No. I might be able to figure it out, but my head hurts like hell.

Dale: You should go to the doctor, you've had migraines for quite a while.

Glenn: I would, but I don't have any money cuz Barack Hussein ruined the economy, and I lost my job to some Mex-eee-cans!

Dale: Wasn't that George W. Bush who ruined the eco--ah never mind.
by DURRRR "Libtard" October 19, 2009
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Obamagon

Noun - the name given to The Pentagon under Barack Obama's administration.
What The "Obamagon" lacks in ability, they make up for with optimism. (Sarcastic reference to "Hope and Change".)
by JA152 January 23, 2009
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Obamacrat

Person who claims to be liberal, democratic, supporter of the democratic party, etc. when in reality this person loves Obama and more crucially has an entirely internet created opinion. This person has no idea what the values of Liberals or Democrats are and despite the name actually have no idea what Obama stands for, is working on now or sometimes what his job is. This person will verbally attack any Republicans under the impression they are fundamentalist, anti-gay, sexist, racist, elitist, hillbilly, fascist, retarded, evil, diabolical or any words they may have seen on iFunny or various other websites on any particular day. Despite having a love for Obama, they constantly blame the government for their troubles. They do not know the function of Congress, only that Congress is basically the gathering of Sith Lords and is the reason bad things happen in America or anywhere in the world. When they disagree with Obama they should be hanged, as questioning the president is of course not the job written for Congress in the Constitution.

(These people make up 20-30% of the American population. They vary from Democrats greatly, as Democrats are people who believe in large government, changes in tradition and stricter regulations. These people love facts and support their party's president but look at his decisions logically)
Obamacrat: FUCK YEAH, OBAMA GONNA FUCK YOU HILLBILLY GAY KILLING BASTARDS DOWN SOUTH WITH GUN REGULATIONS. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW MOTHERFUCKERS GO BACK AND SUCK BUSH'S COCK?
Republican: You are not worth arguing with
Democrat: I swear this is not my whole party
by TheMeyorXYX May 20, 2014
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Obamacare

The opposite of a McNugget, q.v.
“Interestingly, the polls show that most Americans don’t like Obamacare but they love what’s in it when it all gets broken down,” said Jimmy Kimmel, who hosts the ABC-TV program Jimmy Kimmel Live. “It’s like the opposite of a McNugget."
by Mercy Mercy Mild October 15, 2013
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Obamafoon

Someone who makes fun of or criticizes so-called "birthers" who are Americans that are skeptical or don't believe President Obama is a "natural born citizen" of the United States pursuant to the United States Constitution. Otherwise someone who ignores or dismisses concerns regarding Obama's natural born citizen status for political reasons.
The Obamafoons are at it again, this time making fun of Donald Trump for questioning whether President Obama was born in Hawaii.

WOW! You're obviously another Obamafoon who has no respect for the concerns of at least 20% of the American people who are skeptical that Obama is a natural born citizen.
by Mark Thompsen May 4, 2011
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Obamacopter

A word originating from the old greek one Obamonos - meaning wind and wings. The word has been since modernised. Obamacopter has existed from since the universe’s very beginning and till this day still roaming and protecting the physical and mental universe. The term Obamacopter can be used to compliment one. Synonims: Cool, Awesome, Breathtaking.
Wow dude, how’d you do that, you’re a total Obamacopter.
Son, your mother and I are getting a divorce, not Obamacopter.
by Hugo P. December 23, 2019
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Obamacare

The care that mr Obama made for us people to survive from the Koreans
Obamacare is good like the hood
by Saucy mama November 20, 2017
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