Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
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A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.
by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010
Get the Paragraphitis mug.noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
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What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
by AssClown28 August 3, 2011
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A coherent segment of spoken discourse, similar to how a paragraph is a coherent segment of written text.
"Ora" comes from the Latin word for "mouth" or "speech," and "graph" signifies a written segment, analogous to a paragraph.
"Oragraph" invented by ChatGPT-4o on May 17, 2024 at my request.
"Ora" comes from the Latin word for "mouth" or "speech," and "graph" signifies a written segment, analogous to a paragraph.
"Oragraph" invented by ChatGPT-4o on May 17, 2024 at my request.
During the presentation, she spoke eloquently, each oragraph flowing seamlessly into the next, making her points clear and compelling.
by Dallasusa11 May 18, 2024
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