Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.

Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."

by your real nаme April 17, 2022

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022

Orthodox

1. A member of the Orthodox Church, the second largest church in Christianity.

2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses

Rebekah: Hey Sarah, what church talks more about Jesus a lot

Sarah: The Orthodox Church

Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!

by Jayyythecoach August 7, 2022

Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.

by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022