Orthodox

Schismatics

Orthodox: ayo why constantinople fall
God: ur schismatic

by repent of youre schism January 15, 2021

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.

by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022

Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.

Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."

by your real nаme April 17, 2022

Orthodoxic cartridge

The act of inserting a moldy condom into a women's vagina, leaving it to rot before grabbing it out let the juices flow onto the hand. One must procced in prayer of the orthodox religion before sucking all juices out, leaving a wet sensation in the mouth.

Dude, I'm fuckkkkked... I finished a Orthodoxic cartridge.

Should I call the health department?

by Sokol<3 January 30, 2025

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024