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Sex Opossum

Its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid sex altogether.
This guy's cast stank so bad. So, I pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a Sex Opossum.
by Kudzu007 July 1, 2011
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Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
by Liam H November 6, 2006
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Awesome Opossum

a Opossum that is awesome
The awesome Opossum fucked your mother rough and dry.
by Puzl September 29, 2003
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pasadena opossum

1: An opossum is a marsupial from the United States. A Pasadena Opossum is presumably one from Pasadena. There are three cities in the US with this name, one in Texas, one in California and another in Maryland.

2: A character from the Crash Bandicoot series of video games. Pasadena is a tall slim female created by eccentric scientist Dr Van Clutch to compete in cart races around his theme park. Pasadena has a Texan accent and her long tail is used as a third hand. She comes across as a bit of a stereotype valley girl. It is obvious she fancies Crash, though the feeling is not mutual.
"That Pasadena Opossum is just gorgeous. I wouldn't mind going round the track with her a few times".

Seek urgent help.
by Stormsworder January 12, 2007
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Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.
Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.
by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018
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Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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Zeb The Opossum

Zeb The Opossum is, as the name states, an anthropomorphic gothic opossum from the comic series "I think I like you". He doesn't exert much energy on the outside, but inside hes a bundle of energy bursting at the seems to yap on about goth and punk rock. Dont bring up Jax the fox lest you wanna hear him ramble on about his soon to be "official" boyfriend. If you couldn't tell he was a raging homo, simply show 'em a picture of Jax's abs... he'll be face first on the ground in a gay fox infatuation trans.
"Zeb really has it on for that boyfailure Jax..."
"Omfg there Zeb goes again, fainting at the sight of that fox's abs!"
Zeb looked at me with much disdain and disapproval, using his opposable tail to take a b;tchy sip of his coffee
"I love Zeb the opossum so much"
Zeb calmly (yeah right) assured me he WAS NOT emo... he was goth you dumb^ss
by J^adedJ5yth3f6g December 27, 2025
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