Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Opossuming

To not wear any legwear other than underwear

"He was just opossuming in his bedroom."

by El_Goober September 28, 2024

Opossumism

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

by Tripple$ November 04, 2017

opossum

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

by anonomaus colt50 March 06, 2018

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

opossum

When an owl fucks a mouse.

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
“Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”

by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 04, 2021