Unpopular Opinion

Basically every definition on Urban Dictionary that never got approved.

The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020

Opinions

One of many ways to start a YouTube comment war.

Man: CoD is great!

Woman: Your opinions are stupid.

Man: Your face is stupid!

by SupaleegamingX July 22, 2014

Opiates

The most beautiful, amazing, love-At-first-sight, heartbreaking bitch you will ever know if you come across her. She can find you in a variety of forms, such as oxycodone, codeine, and one of her most potent, heroin. She will ruin everything in your life from your relationships to your own feeling of self worth. But you have to remember that all of this is okay, as long as she finds her way back to you with her warm, comforting embrace. Still, after every high, you are left empty and incomplete, searching for her once again, and you will find her by any means necessary. The morals that once defined you are gone, because nothing can stand between you and this love. But as I said before, this is all made okay by that familiar touch.

Those of you considering a little experimentation with this crazy bitch, tread lightly. She might not come at you the way you expect, she'll just feel really nice, and that's it. But as one thing leads to another, you are eventually left with a choice to be made. Once that choice is made, the life you once lived no longer exists. She is you're entire world, and a life without her is literally unbearable. She is the one true love that you will never get over, as she will find her way into every dull aspect of your life, calling you for her attention. The dance you once had with this devil now becomes a prison, in which even sweet death may never free you from.

"Yo I stole that laptop so now we can get bag money, god I love opiates"
"I've already accepted that I'm going to die in my twenties and I don't even care, as long as I have these opiates bro."
"We're gonna be the people Billy uses as an example for his kids not to drugs when we're dead hahaha, but damn these opiates"

by Doped January 4, 2015

Opinion Sponge

A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).

When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!

When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them

Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!

by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013

opinestein

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.

by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018

System Opinionstrator

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.

The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.

by splittingwedge November 8, 2007

OPIUM

Opium aka carti (the goat) and his record label
Signed with teen x (the goat)

Bozo: " carti is trash:
Carti off Opium : "VAMP ANTHEM"
Bozo: "wack"
Carson fans: "tell this bum ass young boy fan to shut up"
Bozo: "I am a women repellent"

by Ibeenonopiumforayeartbh August 29, 2021