oofinhimer

A different way of saying oof.

Person: Dang it I died
Other person: oofinhimer

by Wikekdkuciajsbbd October 29, 2018

offing

An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?

by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016

d'onofing

1. A total and complete pwning, the utter destruction and dismantling of someone's pretensions, in the manner of Vincent D'Onofrio from Law and Order

2. A powerful female orgasm

Wow, Vinnie really gave that guy a thorough d'onofing.

When Sue saw what was on Vincent's computer screen, she experienced the most powerful d'onofing of her life.

by droazen March 3, 2005

Oofington Cult

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult

"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

by Sophierosehasaproblem September 11, 2018

Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

oozing off

To masturbate. To rub one out. To beat the meat. A quick tug as it were.

Dude, my girlfriend caught me oozing off in the bathroom. I just about shit my pants.

by JFMbot November 3, 2009

Oozing

To be a low functioning member of society, typically slow-moving and displaying overt indifference towards everything. The condition of oozing may last anywhere between several hours to a full weekend, with extreme oozing persisting indefinitely. Exercise is alien to those who ooze, and maintaining any semblance of responsibility is unlikely for the oozer. Oozing is generally synonymous with being hungover. Professional oozers can be described as potheads and/or burnt out medical students.

I watched her chug an entire bottle of wine last night... She's probably oozing her way over to brunch right now.

by AU79 August 20, 2013