Troll Scroll

Facebook's news feed feature.

Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"

by Texas Muck Savage August 5, 2013

Scroll Stopper

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.

wow, you are a total Scroll Stopper,

by Maestro-creep June 17, 2017

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

survival scrolls

The bible, the yellow pages, or da yella pages.

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"

by Trey Skold May 28, 2006