Omflam

Oh my fuckin lord almighty

SissyBob67:I dont understand!

KoolKatFromHell:Omflam

by John Cena October 1, 2003

omfj

I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!

child:OH MY GOD!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!

by Izzy032294 July 26, 2009

omfjg

"oh my fucking jesus god"

"omfjg! thats a huge thing!"

by shmoseph May 23, 2007

omfj

oh my freaking jihad

OMFJ it's christmas season already

by dr sanjay gupta November 3, 2009

omfgaihohfs

acronym for "Oh My Fucking God Ass In Heaven Oh Hell Fucking Shit" :)

"you don't have to come back to the high school next year!! how do you feel about that?!"
reply: "OMFGAIHOHFS"
hahahahaha :)

by kchammond April 14, 2010

OMFJ

"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it

"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)

by Karly H August 26, 2008

omfj

Oh My Fucking Jew.

boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- OMFJ I forgot

by Melissa Weiner December 29, 2011