old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.

Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad

by ihate_ads September 24, 2010

Old people's party

A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.

I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.

Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.

by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011

old people cagematch

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.

by m33k41 September 28, 2017

old people music

Music that old people always listen to. Most of it is outdated just like them.

Why is Kenny listening to old people music?

by Manda223 December 17, 2011

old-people band

Bands with old people because their band still is successful and they think they are still rawkin' hard.

Rolling Stones is an old-people band, Jagger should get over his blown-out dick.

by lauraleaf January 30, 2007

Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

by ElementProj April 11, 2011