oily doily

petroleum based lubricant soaked ornamental linen mat

Get that oily doily out of my face

by NICKshifter April 4, 2009

oily marble

What a woman's clitoris feels like when stimulated.

After I gave it a good rubbing between my thumb and forefinger, the chick's clit felt like an oily marble.

by LarryGuccionne March 14, 2010

oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 4, 2014

oily doyley

A sexy man with oily hair. His fringe looks like a barcode. Rumour has it every KFC has a clone of this legendary man, keeping him in the basement and cutting off his oil-soaked hair to feed their deep fryers. KFC exclusively uses Doyley-brand premium oil sourced from the hair of Oily Doyley himself.

Also see Doyle Burger and Willy D

I love Oily Doyley!

by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022

oily.eyelid

oily.eyelid has bought us all life oily.eyelid is god repent now listen to me kitten or our savior oily.eyelid senpai will get mad.👿👿

oily.eyelid is on sexy mf

by qakox March 19, 2021

Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

by DeepWaterHorizon June 18, 2010

oily joint

A marijuana cigarette dipped in hash oil, or honey oil, thereby increasing the potency to 10-15 times a regular joint.

I'll be over in a few, I've got some hash oil, if you can come up with a little weed we'll make an oily joint and get blitzed !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010