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Oh my god who the hell cares 

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.
I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"

oh my god god 

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
oh my god god by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

Oh my God... that's fantastic! 

Common phrase uttered by those who fuck the white bitch too much. Used when a situation that is normally bad becomes good because you've had to much coke.
From Futurama: 80's Guy: "Package delivery?!? Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

Oh My God Particle 

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”
I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

oh my god my butt hole 

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up