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Odin

Odin is very scary when he busts you down, and you probably don't wanna mess with him.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Odin busted that guy down?
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna mess with him.
by Yzarc256 May 17, 2022
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Odin

Odin is the most alpha and sexy guy on earth. He is liked by most of the girls he meets. He can sometimes act submissive but he is very strong and alpha when his true form awakens. Odin is liked by girls named Kailey. People with the name Kailey are meant to like and love Odin. Kaileys say they don't like him "anymore" or didn't like them at all, but at night, they cry for Odin.
Kailey: OMG Odin's so hot- I mean he's so dumb and stupid
Odin: :chad:
by [-_-} June 13, 2022
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Ödin

If ya name is ödin you got the biggest penis god has ever seen, you are allowed to swing it around in public. If the cops/Aina stop you just show them this
-:IM ÖDIN, STFU IM ALLOWED TO HAVE PENIS:-
are you gonna do a Ödin?
Yeah, watch my dick now
by balls weapond.ab November 8, 2022
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Odin's beard

The hairy growth on the Norse All-Father's chin.

Used as an exclamation of surprise.
by Dann Woolf June 15, 2009
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Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).
"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."
by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013
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Odin's Beard

When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)

Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Colonel Gaddafi is pissing me off! I invoke Odin's Beard until someone ousts that motherfucker!
by Sethkasketch2 July 16, 2011
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Odin Sleep

The form of recovery sleep you get when you smoke marijuana and take Melatonin/ZMA/Sleeping Pills.
Comes from the Norse God Odin, who entered Odin Sleep when recovering from mortal wounds.
I worked out 9 days in a row, I need some Odin Sleep!
by Lightning God August 10, 2012
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