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Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
by Montizzl3 July 13, 2010
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1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder
by someone udderly generic December 18, 2010
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obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009
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obsessive obama disorder

When an individual becomes so obsessed with Barack Hussein Obama administration, (s)he cannot function without listening to a perpetual all-star rimjob delivered by any of the following men: Mr. Keith Olbermann, Mr. Rachel Maddow, or Mr. Joe Biden.
I noted the presence of Obsessive Obama Disorder when I turned on the television only to find Keith Olbermann on MSNBC fisting himself with a doll that had the face of Barack Hussein Obama.
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A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.
OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
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Obsessive Popularity Disorder Wannabees

People who want to be really popular and are obsessed with it. Read vogue 24/7, try to hard and stuff.
girl: (talking to friend) i love your hair
wannabee: I modeled it off yours(butting in)
girl: (whispering to friend) wow, she is a obsessive popularity disorder wannabees
by goober35963 February 2, 2009
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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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