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nuthuggers

Pants so tight you can see a guys nuts when they pour themselves into them. Pants that no self respecting straight guy should be wearing.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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nuthugger

Tight and worn jeans or jeanshorts worn by people with no sense of style. Also worn by steroid using body builders on the beach.
Dude, look at that dude in the nuthuggers, that's a bad case of moose-knuckle!
by bumbobway April 9, 2004
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Nutrag

To ride someone's nuts; to be a fan girl to the point of annoyance.
Bill: Should I send Steve another friend request? He's such a cool guy.

Bob: Nah, you don't wanna nutrag.
by Doggy666 August 25, 2017
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Nutrageous

When a person is enthusiastic about sucking cock and in there excitement they venture to the nut and performs a move or moves with either there mouth or hands that makes the male scrotum hurt from to much pressure on the nuts
Her pussy was good and wet and so was the dome, but that bitch went nutrageous on my sack bro!
by BaseSOPRANO October 28, 2017
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nutrageous

An item of food containing an outrageous amount of peanut or nut products
Jesus man, this peanut butter is nutrageous
by peegan July 28, 2005
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maximum nuttage

like nutting but to the maximum point. happens especially when looking at dave franco's hot as fuck self.
"it took everything in me to not yell 'maximum nuttage' when i looked at dave franco."
by jeffè May 11, 2017
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Nevada Nutbag

When a male cuts off his testicals and puts them in a brown paper bag. after this the person walks up to a door sets the bag down on the fronstep and lights the bag on fire. Last, the male rings the doorbell and runs away and watches from a distance.
Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.
by Rosetta Stoned May 20, 2009
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